- Pfff… Dad… Do you have something to tell me about the ridiculous cat gifs you have posted on the internet?
- Oh, não!! Fui descoberto! Meu disfarce era perfeito! Código 8! Código 8! Digo… 6!!! Oh, nunca mais me camuflo de travesseiro!
- Oh, No!! They’ve found me! My camouflage was perfect! Code 8! Code 8! I mean… 6!!! I will never fudge myself like a pillow again!
(What my cat does when he discovers that I knew of his presence the whole time)
- Ok… I’m gonna try the seventh time… As I told you: If you don’t let me see Romeo, I want to kill myself… MIIIAAAAUUUUHHH!
- I know my keys are here somewhere…
- …So, you don’t like when a black cat crosses your path, huh?
- Soldier… Hey, don’t forget… I’ll say it again… To shoot your gun… You need before to release the safety catch right down here. …You see?
- No, no… I didn’t order any pizza. It wasn’t me. Are you sure you wrote down the right address?
- Man, I’m not sure, but I think all those little blue grains on the ground of the pub weren’t from the new Whiskas Salmon.
- No, HOUSE. It’s my HOUSE now.
- What kind of witchcraft is this?! I’m not being able to catch this invisible and warm creature that’s hitting me!
- Please, please … Just tell me you will not post your gifs about cats on tumblr…